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RUCK AND MAUL
Written by Randy Chaisson
2001
(to the tune of Rant and Rour by Great Big Sea)
(Chorus)
We'll RUCK and we'll MAUL like true rugby players
We'll RUCK and we'll MAUL
We'll stomp on them all
We will score that tri and we'll never say die
and our coaches are pleased 'cause their job is a breeze
We're the girls of Saint Albert
and we are proud of it
'cause our forwards are tough
and our backs have the speed
all the other teams fear us
whenever they're near us
we're just blowing off steam
we don't mean to be mean
(Chorus)
Now Alex has nicknames
but only a few
BALLBREAKER is Char
and BLACKIE is.....YOU
Annette is our TREASURE
now hows that for pressure
if you stick around he will have on for you
I WILL SURVIVE
Written by Randy Chaisson
(to the tune of...yup you guessed it)
written for the RUGBY ROOKIE
...describes the way a rookie on the pitch feels during their first (and maybe their last) 80 minutes on the pitch
My first game I was afraid
I was petrified
kept thinking I don't know the laws
and now it's time to die
but then the coach threw me in and said
"Girl go get that ball!"
and I said "Ball? and what the fuck is a maul?"
and now I'm out on the pitch
I spot the ball
but boy that girl looks like such a bitch
should I run and talk her down?
or should I run away and hide?
I can't decide....
and I didn't know I was offside
and now I'm out of the game
the ref blew the whistle
and called my teams name
said I was on the wrong side of the ruck
said I had to wait till she had the ball
and I said "ball?"
"I didn't know that was a law ar all!"
and I'll survive!
yes I'll survive!
oh as long as I know how to ruck
I know I'll stay alive
'Cause I've got all my heart to give
and I know I'll make first div
if I survive
I will survive
hey hey
BLACKIES SONG
Written by Blackie (Kerri Black)
(Sung to the tune of I've been workin' on the railroad)
Randy's personal favorite!
...but don't ask her to sing it in the clubhouse!
I'm a girl and I play rugby
so I drink alot of beer.....BEER BEER BEER
when I'm drunk I get so horney
you can do me up the rear.....REAR REAR REAR
when my anus starts a'bleedin'
I will shed a tiny tear....TEAR TEAR TEAR
leave a drop up top your cock boy
so you can lube up and do me again
kindly won't you blow
kindly won't you blow
kindly won't you blow your load
kindly won't you blow
kindly won't you blow
kindly won't you blow your load
'Cause we're Saint Albert RFC
you can eat me out and mount me
we're Saint Albert RFC
this is where the hoes will be will be
singin'
OOH AHH OH EE OH OH
OOH AHH OH EE OH OHhhhh
OOH AHH OH EE OH OH
We rugby girls...we'll never say no
YO hoe!
I DON'T WANT TO JOIN THE ARMY
old english drinkin' song
(Chorus)
I don't want to join the army
I don't wan to go to war
I'd rather hang around
picking daisies off the ground
living off the earning of a high class maiden
I don't want to get it up the asshole
don't want my buttucks shot away
oh I'd rather stay in England
in merry merry England
and fornicate my fucking life away
Monday I touched her on the ankle
Tuesday I touched her on the knee
on Wednesday I confess
I lifted up her dress
on Thursday night we went ot the pictures
Friday I had my hand upon it
Saturday she gave my balls a tweek
then on Sunday after supper
I ran the fucker up her
and now I'm paying 7quid a week
oh blimie
(chorus)
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